they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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