You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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