She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Im part way to drunk.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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