a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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