"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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