I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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