U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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