wakey wakey hands off snakey
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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