It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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