"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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