Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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