He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
two words: eviction party
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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