i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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