allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we're making bets on your personal life
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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