dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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