My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
