K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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