he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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