me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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