i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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