Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
What a dumb baby whore.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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