am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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