did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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