Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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