he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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