So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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