You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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