did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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