i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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