The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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