she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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