Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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