if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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