I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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