So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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