I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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