No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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