Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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