he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize