Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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