You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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