And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
