Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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