It's like God shit irony all over that family
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
40s are totally the cure
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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