I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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