i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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