we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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