That's intense
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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