Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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