Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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