Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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