she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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