She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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