Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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