Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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