Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
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ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize