Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Alive.
So much puke
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
