just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This baby is an asshole
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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