She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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